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Haiku and limerick musings: postal service

Was feeling a tad disenchanted with mail service recently… Mail service musings in haiku and limerick form:

Bad Mail! by the Sunny Global Diva

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The Post is pissed at

UPS and FedEx, but

Post takes too damn long.

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The Phantom of Philly by the Sunny Global Diva

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There once was a postman named Willy.

He used to take parcels to Philly.

He was eager to work,

but turned into a jerk

who steals insured mail willy nilly.

***Photo by Oran Viriyincy